Tall And True Short Reads

Season Four: Episode 99 (17 September 2024)

My Speech is a short story from the Tall And True writers’ website, written and narrated by Robert Fairhead.

Read the story on Tall And True: https://www.tallandtrue.com.au/fiction/short-stories/my-speech

Listen to Episode 90 of Tall And True Short Reads, A Good Story.

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Buy Robert’s short story and microfiction collections online:

• Amazon Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Robert-Fairhead/e/B086HZ36NM
• Apple Books:     https://books.apple.com/us/author/robert-fairhead/id1436773436
• Rakuten Kobo:  https://www.kobo.com/au/en/author/robert-fairhead

Story Insight

I wrote My Speech for the Australian Writers’ Centre’s monthly Furious Fiction writing challenge in September 2023. The brief was:

• The story must start and end with the same sentence
• Feature something being inflated
• And include the words FLAG, FLAME, FLASH, and FLATTER. (Longer versions were okay if they retained the original spelling.)

The first (and last!) sentence, “I’m getting too old for this”, popped into my head immediately.

As for something being “inflated”, I thought of egos, especially after settling on my characters on the stage: the PM, her senior ministers and the mining industry executives. But the “state-sponsored blank cheque to dig more mines and inflate company profits and executive bonuses” suited the story better.

A flag-decked stage for the speech, the flames of climate change, a flash of inspiration and the ministers and mining company executives flattering the PM had me ticking off the rest of the brief.

However, I sailed past the Furious Fiction 500-word limit and had to cull my darlings to reign in the story. But as I commented on social media during the weekend, writing too many words is better than staring at a blank page!

I drew on several pieces of autofiction for the story: I loved Enid Blyton’s Famous Five series and wrote a Blytonesque adventure story as a ten-year-old, Sand Island, the tale of which I narrate in Episode 90 of Tall And True Short Reads, A Good Story. And ever since then, like my speech writer, I’ve felt I have a bestselling novel building inside me.

I enjoyed my furious weekend of writing and was proud when I submitted My Speech to the Writers’ Centre late on Sunday evening. And I was thrilled to find it featured in the Furious Fiction Showcase for September and to read the judge’s thoughts:

Wonderfully observed with a clever framework built around a PM’s speech, the real action happens backstage with our speechwriter (the real heroes of any politician’s profile – yes, even Obama had people writing his words). As jaded as the green coal being proffered onstage, this writer reminisces on how they got here and the kind of writing that actually inspires them. The intermittent snippets of the campaign speech interplay beautifully with the narrator’s growing dissatisfaction – each building to a climax of sorts. The “too old for this” line was made most famous by Danny Glover in the 1980s Lethal Weapon movies, but here it feels equally memorable – instantly relatable for anyone who has ever written words for others!

Interestingly, I’ve not watched any of the Lethal Weapon movies, so I haven’t heard Danny Glover say my opening and closing lines. But I’m sure those of us of a certain age have uttered or thought it at least once or twice!

I hope you enjoy My Speech and that it doesn’t leave you “as jaded as the PM’s green coal”. You can read this and my selected short stories, blog posts and other writing on TallAndTrue.com. You can also buy my short story and microfiction collections from the Amazon Kindle, Apple Books, and Kobo online bookstores — links are available in the show notes.

The next episode of Tall And True Short Reads, the milestone episode 100, will be released shortly. In the meantime, please check your feed or the podcast website for earlier episodes from all four seasons. And follow or subscribe to the podcast and rate and review it via your favourite podcasting app — doing so helps share my storytelling.

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Podcast Theme and Sound Effects

Royalty-free music from Pixabay.com: Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 15 in D major, Op. 28 ‘Pastorale’ – IV. Rondo. Allegro ma non-Troppo, performed by Karine Gilanyan.

Sound effects licensed under Creative Commons 0 from FreeSound.org:

• Camera shutter burst: https://freesound.org/people/Lumamorph/sounds/505476/
• Tapping microphone: https://freesound.org/people/susychristiansen/sounds/149034/
• Applause: https://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/32260/
• Typewriter: https://freesound.org/people/supersupernator/sounds/519622/

Production Notes

Tall And True Short Reads is produced using Audacity. Podcast episodes are recorded in Sydney, Australia, on the traditional lands of the Gadigal People of the Eora Nation.

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